I have work today and I have no idea what to wear

Talk about first world problems.

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How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?

Ruby Wax 

Reblogging the SHIT out of this.

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infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

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kuntquats:

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Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

I am Groot

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abs3nt:

Ommmgggg so I had an interview today and the guy told me I had to wear makeup because “unfortunately women look like they just woke up if they don’t wear makeup” and “not to much heavy makeup either”
Although the job sounded great in theory, it’s safe to say that’s not gunna happen.

Fuck that guy

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